No, stop it, you can’t blame it on the sat-nav, it’s another stage in upping the great British brand’s coolness quotient – in the hottest of places. You might wonder, by the way, at the model’s use of just one name, in the style of footballers. With a German background her second name is actually ‘Dicker’. There, that’s spoilt another illusion, hasn’t it?
Taking the cat for a swim...
It’s a beautiful – if totally false – world. There’s Brazilian supermodel ‘Cintia’, with a dark green Jaguar E-type, guess where? Yes, that’s right, in the middle of the rainforest.